so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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