Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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