We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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