i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
they need to just BURY HIM!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
