Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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