Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize