it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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