How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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