Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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