Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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