Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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