So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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