Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize