we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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