It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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