this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And then he peed in my hair
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