Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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