porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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