I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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