i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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