what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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