even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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