SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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