so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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