So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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