So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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