No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
did you just send me my own nude
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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