I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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