i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No more Irish car bombs ever.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Still dying that you shit outside
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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