I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i will never coherently bang her
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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