Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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