handjob tips. give me some.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
