I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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