I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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