is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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