Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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