So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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