Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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