Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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