The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
why is half of my head shaved?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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