me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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