I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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