You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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