i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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