How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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