He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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