I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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