I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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