They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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