STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written