I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
someone owes me an orgasm
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..