I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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