Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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