Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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